I was about to begin an earnest and serious post about breastfeeding when I got this call:
Mr. Aggie: So I stopped at Walgreen’s for [not important or interesting]. I forgot [what he stopped for in the first place].
Him: BUT it’s okay because…
THEY HAVE CANDY CORN!
Me: Seriously? You cannot start eating candy corn on September 1st!
Him: (sound of plastic ripping in the background) Would it be okay to eat some on the way home, you think?