I didn’t think ‘unexcelled’ was a word. I checked with m-w.com and they backed me up. Even if it is a word, doesn’t it mean service UN-“better than others?”
Before I had Andrew, I would have been able to knock this one out of the park without breaking a sweat. Now it’s all I can do to string two jokes together in one post and remember to change my sheets when they get a bit of baby poop on them (don’t ask.) So, I’ll save my righteous indignation until after someone smart (like Rachel) confirms my suspicions.