Disclaimer: This may not be as brilliant as it seems in the haze of my exhaustion. Kind of like when you’re drunk and you scrawl a brilliant plan on a napkin and the next day try to decipher what you meant by “pringles + slinky = world domination.”
I know there’s nothing I can do to rid the state of this stupid abstinence only curriculum, but I’m hoping to make this modification: instead of Abstinence Only, it will be Abstinence or Else. Every tween from here to Timbuktu will be required to stay overnight with a four month old who just had his shots, is teething, and is getting a cold.
The rate of teen pregnancies will plummet, I guarantee it. And whichever kid comes to my house will also get a talk about contraceptives, because abstinence only is the worst idea ever.
And in unrelated news, Mr. Aggie came home with flowers. Yay!