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My Brilliant Idea June 2, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — aggieonboard @ 7:15 pm

Disclaimer: This may not be as brilliant as it seems in the haze of my exhaustion. Kind of like when you’re drunk and you scrawl a brilliant plan on a napkin and the next day try to decipher what you meant by “pringles + slinky = world domination.”

I know there’s nothing I can do to rid the state of this stupid abstinence only curriculum, but I’m hoping to make this modification: instead of Abstinence Only, it will be Abstinence or Else. Every tween from here to Timbuktu will be required to stay overnight with a four month old who just had his shots, is teething, and is getting a cold.

The rate of teen pregnancies will plummet, I guarantee it. And whichever kid comes to my house will also get a talk about contraceptives, because abstinence only is the worst idea ever.

And in unrelated news, Mr. Aggie came home with flowers. Yay!

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One Response to “My Brilliant Idea”

  1. Rachel Says:

    I think that happened once on Judging Amy. Not to detract from your brilliant idea or anything. (It did *work* on Judging Amy.)

    Also, well done Mr. Aggie.


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