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well that sucked. a lot. May 11, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — aggieonboard @ 12:15 pm
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Just left Dr. Doom’s lair. I might write more on this later or I might block it from my mind entirely. I’m typing this entry in the car because when I get home I’m going to curl up in the fetal position and cry.

I just had some of my ladybits lasered off. Take a moment to process that. Before it started the nurse showed me the vent on the speculum. The vent exists so the smoke can escape during the lasering. THE SMOKE. From my JUNK.

That’s not the best part. He slipped, y’all. And burned me. So I jumped. And he burned me some more. So now there’s a laser-burned line in and outside my junk. They gave me some burn cream in a pee cup as a parting gift.

Holy jeebus, y’all.

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5 Responses to “well that sucked. a lot.”

  1. Yolanda Says:

    Well, that does suck. I don’t like it, and I hope that you recover really soon. So, guess I shouldn’t complain too much about having to have one of my dumb “wisdom” teeth yanked out this week. I think that may suck equally as bad, but I’ll be sure to let you know.

  2. Rachel Says:

    Aw, you poor thing. That is awful. But I like to think that your ladybits will recover from this, make a comeback and do better than ever. Go ladybits! Go can do it!

  3. Rachel Says:

    Aw, you poor thing. That is awful. But I like to think that your ladybits will recover from this, make a comeback and do better than ever. Go ladybits! You can do it!

  4. Rachel Says:

    Dangit, I knew that double post would happen. The second one is the one I meant.

  5. C. Vodicka Says:

    I hope you are feeling better today….that just sounds like such a terrible experience for you 😦 So sorry!


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