I have a few things I simply must share but I don’t have much time. Stinks is momentarily entranced by Oprah but it’s a tenuous peace.
1. I hate, hate, hate the smell of buttered popcorn. I’ve been meaning to write that for weeks. I don’t know why, but I’ve had this unshakable urge to share that with you.
2. What else was I going to say? Can’t think! Too much pressure! No time! Channeling Jessie from Saved by the Bell!
3. Andrew is three months old. I feel like he’s five years old.
4. Damn, he’s crying. Quick, a picture!