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Why I shouldn’t be left alone with babies February 22, 2009

Filed under: Uncategorized — aggieonboard @ 12:29 pm

Stinks threw himself another all night party last night, complete with hourly nursing. Good times were had by none. As I stared into his bright, shining eyes about 9:30 this morning, I decided I needed to tell him a little cautionary tale about not sleeping when he should. Here’s how it went:

“There once was a boy named Andrew who wouldn’t take his nappy-nap. He was eaten by wolves. The end.”

Chunks was nonplussed. I think it’s because he doesn’t know his name is Andrew; he thinks  it’s Stinks/Chunks/Chubs or some variation thereof. Otherwise I’m sure he would have heeded the warning posthaste.


2 Responses to “Why I shouldn’t be left alone with babies”

  1. Rachel Says:

    I don’t know–have you taught him about wolves yet? Maybe he needs a trip to the zoo for the moral of the story to sink in.

  2. aggieonboard Says:

    What an astute observation, Rachel. I’ll print out some google images for our next story time to get us through until someone takes him to the zoo. It won’t be me; zoos freak me out.

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