Right before heading off to Dreamland last night, Mr. Aggie and I were having a hypothetical discussion about how we would react if Susie wanted to play with trucks or Timmy wanted to play with dolls. The Timmy situation was a bit more dodgy. Here’s how the conversation went down:
Me: What if Timmy wanted to play with dolls?
Mr. Aggie, with a stern face: We’d have A Talk.
Me: You mean, we’d discreetly redirect his interests?
Him: Yeah, and say “Don’t be a homo.”
Sidenote: Mr. Aggie is the least homophobic person I know. The above statement was intended for comedic purposes only and does not reflect a need for Mr. Aggie to be ‘re-educated’ by hateful blog comments.