Background: Mr. Aggie has lovingly placed two corn dogs in the oven for moi, where they have baked to perfection for exactly 18 minutes.
Oven: Beep, Beep, Beep…
Me (sweetly): Ahem…excuse me…
Me (same way): Excuse me…I’m pregnant.
Him: I know you’re pregnant. [As he gets up from his chair.]
Him: Deep sigh.
Coffee table: Receives two corn dogs, mustard, and beverage.
Life is good.